Friend: what kind of cat is she?
Me: chaotic neutral

shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

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fvace:

daftplunk:

why do people say jesus “h” christ like what is his middle name lol

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kylo: dad, why am I an only child
han: but son, you're not an only child
kylo: what
han: you're a solo child
kylo: i fucking hate this family

Netflix and cry

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